Throughout the day at PBIR today, I saw this guy walking around in his underwear. At the end of the day when I was packing up, he walked by so I grabbed my camera and ran over to him. I yelled, “Hey Underwear Guy!” and he said, “Hey what’s up man!” and gave me a high five. That’s how I met Sean Smithson.
I handed him a Life Blasters sticker and told him to put it on his ass, but he said he wanted to put it on his rape van instead. So I handed him another one and he put it on his ass for me. Then Tram Tran wanted to take some pictures of him too. Maybe you will see his later. Next Oliver Petlaver came by and shot a video of Sean with his iPhone. Sean was saying something about Antonio Alvendia. Maybe we will see that video soon too.
I never found out why Sean was just in his underwear. I’m not even sure he knows. He’s from Pennsylvania, which he claimed was the only real city. As I was walking away, he shouted to a group of girls, “If you ever come to PA I’ll f— the s— out of all of you.” What a character!
.:Bohan
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